A man is driving home late one night and is
feeling quite aroused. As he is passing a
pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, "You know a
pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is
no one around here for miles."
He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out
a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the
appropriate size hole in it, and begins to slake
his erotic desires.
Soon, he is really into it, and doesn't notice
the police car pulling up. The cop walks over
and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
you are screwing a pumpkin?"
The man looks at the cop in complete horror and
then down at the pumpkin he is holding between
his hands. Thinking real fast, he says to the
cop, "A pumpkin? Damn! Is it midnight already?"
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