Give It A Try

A guy walks into a bar with a pet
alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
astonished patrons. "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth
and place my genitals inside.  Then the
gator will close his mouth for one
minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscratched. In
return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The
man stood up on the bar, dropped his
pants, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and rapped the alligator hard on
the top of it's head.  The crowd cheered
and the first of his free drinks was
delivered.

The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try".  A hush fell
over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke
up.

"I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle".